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[Rondy]

I just had dinner with my family at Texas Roadhouse and ordered the 11oz hand cut sirloin.
It tasted fine but I was extremely disappointed to learn that they used a knife.
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Most people get on a ship in port, but where does a star board?
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I've just read that UK librarians have gone on strike.
They kept that quiet.
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I didn't know that Sylvester Stallone is on his third marriage.
I guess his first one was rocky and his second was rocky too.
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[DTCwordfan]

Your library one reminds me of the scotsman who went into the Glasgow main library, and confronted by a 60 year old woman in a heavy grey tweed suit and the horn-rimmed specs.... "Der ye hav' a bouk on suicide?'

'Awae wi yer, yer nae bringin' it back.'

[Patsy33]

:-))