Surely Not.

[anneasquith]

The last question asked in this topic was on 1st. April. Not much movement is there ?

[jno]

proof of the value of the NHS.

[Ken4155]

^
"Not much movement" Constipation, maybe?

I very rarely visited my doctor until i had a heart attack and was diagnosed as Type 2 Diabetic, back in 2009. At my first appointment with him on leaving hospital, he greeted me with, "Hi, Ken. Not seen you in quite a while."
I said, "No, Doc, i've been ill."

[douglas9401]

Oi! I'll do the sick jokes.

[Ken4155]

^
Sicko!

[jno]

///"No, Doc, i've been ill."///

it's when I'm ill that my doctor sees me most.

[bednobs]

that's the joke, surely JNO :)

[douglas9401]

We might have stumbled on the root of the misinterpreted humour issue today. :-)

[MissTerious2]

Ken 2009 is a year to remember for me. My mum was in hospital for three weeks and I was at the hospital ever day and many nights. Hospital is 30 plus miles away. Mum died , mums funeral and a week later Mr T had a major heart attack , so back to hospital everyday for a week. Two weeks later Mr T back in hospital for two weeks under observation.

[Peter Pedant]

people under seventy satisfied wiv dair bodies?

[Peter Pedant]

proof of the value of the NHS.
thingey
Bevin 1948 ACTUALLY argued that for the NHS
£120m to kick off and cure everyone
and thereafter the cost wd fall
They so well see

Kicked off at 150m and rose thereafter
now 100-120 bn

[davebro]

yeah - I think people get sick on purpose just to get their money's worth!

[Old_Geezer]

Is it the body or the soul that one expects threads on ?

[Ken4155]

I don't visit the doc's unless i have a 'shopping list' of ailments. Right now, my lower back is giving me jip - thought my back was gonna 'lock' whilst in the shower earlier - but, being the brave little/roughty-toughty* soldier i am, i'll wait to see how it develops:-)

*delete where you think is applicable - but don't bother telling me:-))

[Ken4155]

OG, the only "soul" i have begins with an 'r' :-))

[vulcan42]

A woman told her doctor she was constipated. Have you tried anything he asked. Yes she said I sit on the toilet for three quarters of an hour, No said the doctor do you take anything? Of course she said I take a book.

[jno]

hard to say, Bednobs. If the answer had been "No, Doc, I've been well" would it have been more funny or less funny?

[bednobs]

much less :)

[jno]

but more sarcastic perhaps. It just strikes me as odd that a question can get two completely opposite answers and both are good jokes. Some humorologist will have to explain it to me.