A Few More

[Rondy]

The boy scouts went camping with the girl guides, the excitement was in tents.
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I tried to sneak into a Star Trek convention disguised as a doctor but the security guard suspected I wasn't the real McCoy!
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When I was young I felt like a male trapped inside a female body.....then I was born.
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The horn on my car broke, but I was able to fix it because I used to be in the Boy Scouts.
‘Beep repaired’.
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I said to the stewardess "What height are we flying at?".
She replied: "36,000 ft or maybe 33,000 ft, what does it matter, you idiot?"
She definitely had a bad altitude problem.
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My wife is leaving me due to my obsession with police interview techniques.
And for the benefit of the tape she is leaving the house at 11.33am.
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Police are on the hunt for a vandal spraying things purple.
They've warned the public not to approach him, as he has violet tendencies.
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[brian j john]

HEHEHE !!
I like em .