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[Rondy]

I'm Sick and tired of friends who can't handle their alcohol
Last night they dropped me 3 times while carrying me out of the pub.
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Paddy told his mate he wanted to sell his car, his mate told him to wind the mileage back a bit and he would get a better price for it.
He saw Paddy a few days later and asked him how he had got on.
Paddy said when he had wound the mileage was so low on it so he decided to keep it!
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My girlfriend asked me to name all my sexual partners, in order.
I should probably have stopped when I got to her name.
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My mate's become obsessed with the Chuckle Brothers, he's even changed his name from Tommy to Hugh.
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[Patsy33]

Ha ha...Funny..