A Line Or Two

[Hazlinny]

I have Kleptomania but when it gets bad I take something for it.

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric.

When a man opens the car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

We are here on Earth to do good unto others ... what the others are here for, I have no idea.

Home cooking .... where a man thinks his wife is.

Lawyers believe a man is innocent until proven broke.

The only reasons they say "women and children first" is to test the strength of the lifeboat.

Men are like linoleum floors ... lay them right and you can walk all over them for thirty years.

[drmorgans]

My mate's girlfriend walked all over him, what did he expect with a name like Matt.

[Patsy33]

I like 3 & 6..
Lol!