A Few More
A man came to my door asking if I wanted to buy two armchairs and a sofa.
I told him I never accept suites from strangers!
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I bought a wig made out of bum hair but had to take it back to the shop as it keeps blowing off!
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I got a new job at a city centre casino last week, in the poker room.
It's the perfect job for me, really - you could say ideal ...
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As I boarded my plane is seen my old school friend I’ve not seen for years.
As I ran down the aisle waving and shouting 'Hi Jack', next thing I’m face down being arrested.
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I couldn't find a parking spot at work today, so I went home.
Looked like they already had enough people there.
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