I'd offer jourdain for her general decency; despite profound differences of view on some issues, she's always polite and unprovocative (with me at any rate - we don't interact enough to have fallen out).
This thread is only going to go one way and it ain’t upward ha ha. You should have posted this after 9 pm when certain users are enjoying the fruits of their labours in the Aldi wine isle . Ha ha. What fun!
I've just spent twenty minutes trying to explain to a couple of very confused and suspicious coppers that the only reason that I've been parading up and down our cul-de-sac in a bikini is that I've been practising for the swimwear round in the Miss AnswerBank contest.
As I think that it might now be best to withdraw my own entry (particularly as the two balloons keep going flat), my vote is going to the wonderful Karamia ;-)