Love poem

[DrChandra]

I need to write a love poem for my wife.I was going to steal one off the interent but I daren't incase she sees the original but I am a terrible poet! She calls me David as a nickname and I call her my green duck but her real name is Maria.Any suggestions for a love poem that is personalised? Go on I bet you are good poets just give it a try.

[crete]

what ?

[joby1]

You call me David
to me you are flavoured
Your name is Maria
I love to be near ya
I am a Doctor
An I wanna fock ya
Oh My Green Duck
Do you wanna Fcuk
Or should I just leave ya!!!??

That has got an award written all over it.........I thank you all!!

[crete]

joby i am in awe of your poetry, indeed we are blessed to have such a gifted person in our midst,,,,,,,,lol.

[joby1]

lol crete, anytime you need a verse, just let me know!

[Pippa68]

Maria ~ aka Svetlana, trainee doctor. Had/has a French girlfriend.

Sorry...can't see any connection ;o)

[redcrx]

lol pippa

[Pippa68]

can't you tell it's friday, red? *sniggers*.

[redcrx]

oh no, please dont tell me itll be one of those days lol

[Pippa68]

Well it is only 10.49am...plenty of time yet!

[crete]

does anyone know if the doc is seeing patients this morning? cause there are couple of people on B S who would benefit from his vast knowledge.

[redcrx]

lol. and im sure theyd appreciate anything he has to say.

wonder if hes reciting poetry to the fuzzy duck?

[crete]

oh i thought it was ducky fuzz>

[redcrx]

may be fluffy duck. gosh he could have an entire flock on the go :O

[Pippa68]

Is it just me, or did anyone else think that the Dr was female when they first started posting?

[Pippa68]

And yes, there are plenty of medical Qs which need attention. Forget the love poem and spread the knowledge....

[redcrx]

i did think that pippa.
Of course, just because the doc has a girlfriend doesnt mean the doc is male.

i must say the knowledge of the doc is amazing. topics such as lumpy boobs (no such thing as normal lumps) and pregnancy (only a doctor can tell if youre pregnant). Such a shame he/she couldnt give info to the poor girl asking about meningitis or Petes_dragons (and mine) slapped cheek syndrome Qs

as pippa says doc, try and help with medical Qs if you can. Much more satisfying to help others rather than ask help to write a poem about a duck

[crete]

i have always assumed the doc was male and maybe someone we all know very well.???

[angeldraws]

@ redx - Oh - i didnt realise it was Macc Lads - but my ex was always saying it (minus the green duck bit o course!) n he was a BIG Macc Lads fan...... also, 'D'ya luv me? - I f**k ya dont i?' Lol

[redcrx]

macc ladds, 'fluffy pup'

'But you told me that you loved me!'
'I never f**king did!'
'You used to bring me flowers!'
'Shut your f**king grid!'
'You acted dead sweet, and you called me fluffy pup!'
'You could cook, you could f**k, you could do the washing up, now I've had enough,
Go on, f**k off, get stuffed.'

hilarious band!