Just for fun I asked chatGPT to tell me a joke about potholes - here it is
An English pothole, an Irish pothole, and a Scottish pothole were having a drink at a pub.
English pothole: "I say, I'm the deepest and widest pothole in all the land!"
Irish pothole: "Ah, you may be deep, but I'm the most treacherous pothole around! Cars never see me coming!"
Scottish pothole: "Ach, both of ye are amateurs! I'm the oldest pothole in existence, I've been here since the Romans!"
Bartender: "Alright, alright, calm down! No need to compete, you're all equally frustrating to drivers!"