Schoolboy Question For Head Teacher.

[10ClarionSt]

I know the schools have only just broken up for summer, but this true story is about the first day back.
The head teacher comes into the new Y6, full of bright eyed, bushy tailed 10 year olds.
"Boys and girls, this is an important year for you and will be your last at junior school. I want you to know that myself and the staff will be here to help you with any problems that may arise or to help with any questions that you may have. Does anyone have a question for me? Yes, Michael?"

"Miss, is it true that you're shagging the caretaker?"

The head stormed out promising to contact the boys parents but nothing happened because, 'twas true folks! She was, and everyone knew it. From out of the mouths of babes, eh?

[roopower]

My daughter went to a big high school from quite a small primary. First day she and her friends were lost, in a huddle. Teacher comes along " You should be in class" Friend " We're lost, miss" "You've been given a map of the school " Friend "Yes, but to use a map you have to know where you are to start with "

[Peter Pedant]

sep 1964 - yes it was like that