Another Hunt For The Monster

[nicebloke1]

The Loch Ness monster hunt is on again, will someone tell these idiots that if there was ever one in there, its long been dead. The only thing they may detect is a very large catfish, or a number of.

[Old_Geezer]

Oh, looking at the title I thought this was about Wagner & Putin.

It's not long dead at all. The fantasy is still alive in the minds of those who have faith to believe.

[naomi24]

It's a bit of fun and does no harm. I can't see why anyone else should have a problem with it.

[Moorea7]

Brings money into the area - 180 or so Nessie Hunters to be there so I was told when holidaying up there recently.

[nicebloke1]

Who said anyone had a problem with it? Not me, just letting the idiots know what they will find in there, and any other deep waters within the Uk.

[douglas9401]

Any other mysteries you can solve while we have you here?

[nicebloke1]

The ED/S/ED would say play the ball not the player.

[LochNessMonster]

I'm on my holiday.

[fiveleaves]

Does anyone know Nessie's age? What is the lifespan of the average lake monster?

[douglas9401]

Seems like a good time to sit some folk down and talk about the birds and the bees. :-)

[JimF]

Do you think it's the same species as the one which lives in Loch Morar?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morag_(lake_monster)

[johnny.5]

yeah right !
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-highlands-islands-66633215