An Old One From 2018

[DTCwordfan]

Two rabbits and a hedgehog standing on the roadside. The Hedgehog says I'm too scared to cross cos I'll get splattered! Rabbit one says naaa, all you have to do is walk into the road, wait for a car then when one comes just make sure you are in the centre of the headlights and the car will pass over you without a scratch.

I'm not convinced said hedgehog!!! So rabbit two says I'll show you.

He runs into the road, a car comes and he positions himself in the middle of the headlights. The car passes over him without a scratch. Okay!! says hedgehog, I'll take your word for it and try it myself. Hedgehog walks straight out into the middle of the road and gets SPLATTERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rabbit one looks at rabbit two and says Oh Buq-ger!!!!!!!!!!!! Trust a Reliant Robin to come along!

 

I saw one today - a khaki green colour.

[Canary42]

Saw one what ?  Hedgehog or Reliant Robin ?

[DTCwordfan]

how many khaki-green hedgehogs have you seen, Canary?

Maybe after a skin-full at the Badger & Boatie?

 

[Canary42]

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