Worldly Goods

Rondy | 13:29 Sat 23rd Sep 2023 | Jokes

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"You know, I think everyone should divide their worldly goods with the other fellow," said an office worker to another.

"That's a good idea. If you had two thousand pounds would you give me half?"

"Sure."

"And if you had two cars, would you give me one?"

"Sure."

"And if you had two shirts, would you give me one?"

"No."

"No? Why?"

"Because I do have two shirts."

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actually comes up in a film called Missing with Jack Lemmon. I am a bad puppy. 1982 - only 40 y ago

I thought Sissy Spacek was Kevin Spacey's daughter - er OK, events proved me....

[Big thing in Plymouth: we had Sheila Cassidy ( sort of live Missing person only she came back, and wasnt ( missing) then)]

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