Listener 4847 Demeaning By Lionheart
Crosswords1 min ago
HMRC, Are investigating the Tax affairs of one of the largest donors of Tory Party funds, and who also is a Big supporter of Johnson. Lord Bamford.. Who over the past years has donated £10 million to the Cons.Bamford and his family are now being investigated by HMRC. JCB'
HMRC dont spend 3 years investigating someones tax affairs unless they have a very good reason to do so, and are sure of a payment result. Just being connected to the shower thats been in office for the las 13 years is good enough for me, but I'm sure they have more than my reason, a lot lot more. Lets see who comes out on top shall we? But I've never ever known HRMC to weed out a con.
HMRC dont spend 3 years investigating someones tax affairs unless they have a very good reason to do so,
they do
Tax investigations can happen to really nice people like my mum. Takes years and costs a bomb
My own vol dec ( voluntary declaration, ten years later oops) was £417 tax and £3k costs ( no not penalities and fines). I ignored the 'didnt your accountants tell you it was due at the time?'
Me auld mam was the same - unpaid tax £800 and 10k lawyers fees.
Clearly the tax man starts off with - "there is mega mega mega unpaid tax, juicy juicy juicy" and and after an epic struggle has to make do with a well picked carcase
Doddy ( Ken Dodd) got off with making the jury guffaw with laughter - but still had the civil back tax ( £2m).
the winner if you can believe it was
KD This was drawn up by Mr Smith who has unfortunately since died
Crown QC aka Torquimada - is his death relevant?
KD well it is relevant for him !
Jury screamed with laughter and rolled in the aisles wanting their tummies tickled. Result acquittal. Judge huffy and given to remind the punters it was a trial and not a music hall