A Few More

[Rondy]

Paddy's wife was ready to give birth so he rushes her to hospital.
On arrival the nurse asks 'how dilated is she'?
To which Paddy replies 'Dilated....Oh Jaysus we're both over the moon'!
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Just paid £900 quid cash for a settee and now told it's a 3 months wait for delivery.....
Does anyone know where I stand?
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[Patsy33]

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