A Brummy Joke

[DTCwordfan]

Man walks into a Brummy tailor and orders a suit. When it's ready he is back in and the black pinstripe is a treat, and the tailor says so as in 'it's looking great on you, sir.'

The buyer reflects a few seconds, 'Tell you what, I'd like three shirts with this please, white, twill, French cuffs - oh and may be a handkerchief or two.'

The tailor scribbles it all down and a few seconds pass, then he asks, 'Would you like a kipper tie, sir?'

'Oh yes please, milk and two sugars, I'm gasping.'

 

[Canary42]

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[vulcan42]

That reminds me of a friend who said the definition of groin is the go colour on Birmingham traffic lights.

[Patsy33]

😄😁😆😅

[piggynose]

A bloke calls his doctor his and says he´s got trouble with his bladder, the doctor asks him wheres he ringing from?

the caller replies from the waist down!!

[JimF]

Ozzy Osborne reckons that when he first heard about The Spice Girls he thought they were female astronauts.

[barry1010]

Enoch went fishing in the cut and caught a whale.  A bicycle whale 

[Hopkirk]

A Brummy went the jewellery quarter and asked for a gold brooch for his wife, depicting their recently departed dog.

The jeweller asked "eighteen carat?"

He replied "na, just chewin' a bone"

[david small]

I say chaps and chapesses. I am a Brummie born and bred, and I do not speak like that

[barry1010]

Me too, David, and nor me

[rowanwitch]

Noooooo!!!! That's black country not brummie,  and you are a local aren't you? 

[rowanwitch]

Sorry, it's Barry who should know better,    misread the op

[barry1010]

Rowan, I am Birmingham born and bred, now living in the Black Country  When I first moved, I couldn't understand a word of the old locals. Now I don't notice an accent.  I moved a whole 12 miles