A Few More

[Rondy]

I always carry a pebble with me to throw at people who sing Christmas songs in November… I call it my jingle bell rock.

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Every one in my town wears woollen jumpers that are a size too small.
We're a very tight knit community.

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A genie granted me a wish, l said 'I just want to be happy.'
Now l'm living in a cottage with 6 wee blokes and working in a mine.

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A van, carrying a load of Vick's sinex nasal spray, turned over on the motorway yesterday and shed its load.

Amazingly the road was free of congestion for eight hours!

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[retrocop]

We had a bloke at work who we addressed as Sinex because he was a little squirt that got up your nose.