And There's More

[Rondy]

God: "Whew! I just created a 24-hour period of alternating light and darkness of Earth."
Angel: "What are you going to do now?"
God: "Call it a day."
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A guy walks into a bar and there is a horse serving drinks. The guy stares until the horse finally says, “What’s the problem? Haven’t you ever seen a horse serving drinks before?”
The guy says, “No, it’s not that. It is just that I never thought the ferret would sell the place.”
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A Sunday school teacher was teaching her class about the difference between right and wrong. "All right children, let's take another example," she said. "If I were to get into a man's pocket and take his wallet with all his money, what would I be?"
Little Johnny raised his hand, and with a confident smile, he blurts out, "You'd probably be his wife or girlfriend!"
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I grafted a pair of boobs onto my new electric guitar just for a laugh…
Now I'm on the sexy fenders register!
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[Patsy33]

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