A Few More

[Rondy]

The wife told me the cat needed to be chipped. I only had a 9 iron but I still got it well over the shed.

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I was on a panel for prospective jury duty. The first lawyer came across as an intimidating showman.

After several questions, he asked, "Do any of you here today dislike lawyers?"

There was an awkward silence. All of a sudden you heard, "I do."

The lawyer looks around the courtroom, and then turns to the judge. "Your Honour, I wasn't asking you, I was asking the jurors."
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I was on the verge of winning the most congested nose competition but I blew it.
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A lumberjack once told me he’s cut down 27,574 trees.
“How do you know exactly how many?” I asked
“Easy, I keep a log........”
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[Ken4155]

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