A Scots Toast

[maggiebee]

Happy New Year to one and all:

May the best you've ever seen

Be the worst you'll ever see

May the moose ne're leave your girnal

Wi' a teardrap in its e'e

May yer lum keep blithly reekin'

Til ye're auld enough tae dee

May ye aye be jist as happy

As I wish you now tae be 

 

[anneasquith]

Nice Maggie . 🤗

[sandyRoe]

Thank you.  And the same good wishes to yourself.

[pastafreak]

Hah hah...I think I got the gist of that without a translation 😉

[gulliver1]

I thought you were going to give us the recipe for haggis  on toast when I saw your headline Maggie.

[nicebloke1]

Toast bread, slice Haggis, throw on toast job done. :0)))

[Patsy33]

Ditto, Maggie 😃

[Ken4155]

Would you believe it, today of all days, a horse by the name of Scots Poet has won @ 16/1. Yes, i saw it and, despite being the biggest coincidence-punter on AB, i didn't feel it worthy of an e.w. bet. The one i backed trailed in 4th, some 11 lengths behind the winner.

[Arksided]

by eck luv, wot tha on about.

[Patsy33]

^^^^

😆

[jno]

How will I know if I've got a moose in my girnal?

[seekeerz]

I think you'd know if you had, jno 😳