Frog

[Rondy]

A guy with a 25 inch willy goes to the doctor and said "I can't live with this willy anymore! It's too long!".

The doctor replied "go to the swamp and find a female frog and ask her to marry you.....she'll say "no" and you'll lose 5 Inches off your member".

So he went to the swamp and found the frog and asked her "will you marry me?".

"No" she said

He lost 5 inches off his member

The guy liked the results and thought 20 inches is too much so he asked the frog again" will you marry me?".

The frog said "No"

And the guy lost another 5 inches

He thought good 15 inches is great but 10 inches would be better.

So he asked "will you marry me?".

And the frog said "how many more times do I have to tell you "NO!NO!NO!!!!!"

 

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[Barsel]

Love it, good chuckle and one to share.

[Atheist]

A variation concerns the man being advised to go to the casbah and 'accidentally' bump into someone; if the someone apologises, then he loses an inch. This advice seems to work, but he finally receives the apology - "A thousand pardons, Effendi!"