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I went to buy a digital watch and the guy tried to sell me an analogue one. I said to him, "What is this, a wind up?"
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My wife asked me what see should do with this bubble wrap? I said just pop it in the garage. I never so her for 2 hours.
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Just had Christmas dinner…
These slow cookers are rubbish!
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For her birthday present, I took my wife to an orchard, and we stood there looking at the trees for half an hour.
Apparently it wasn't the Apple Watch she was expecting.
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