this girl i like

[bobtheturkey]

there is this girl i like who is the sister of my postman's cousins next door neighbour, she phoned me and asked if i would like to go to the place that she used to go with her ex bf who is the nephew of the woman who works in woolies next door to the hairdressers owned by the best mate of my dogs vet. now we decided to go to another place first which is near to our original destination which is near the house of my cousins best mates sisters neighbour from 3 doors down on the street where she used to live, however where she lives now is where the woman who sold me pile cream in super drug lives before she got married to the bloke who is the father of the girl i like, what do you think i should do?

[curiosity]

Well the ex of the sister of your postman's cousins nextdoor neighbour told me that little did she know that he knew that she knew that he knew she was two timing him so watch out

[johnizere]

I wouldn't bother....she's leading you up the path. and down the path. and around the path. the path that runs along the path that leads to the one next to the path on the left of the path near to the first path.
by the way, if she has red ones, I'll swap for a full set of blue ones in mint condition. (still in the box)

[smurfchops]

Wellll I can't find them in my Most Recently Answered so maybe she is cleverer than we all thought and has somehow deleted her questions cos she got fed up with all the negative answers. I think you can click a thread when you don't want any more answers to one of your questions, perhaps that is what she has done, whilst putting in her earrings and chicken fillets .. don't say you don't know what chicken fillets are ...

[smurfchops]

Sorry - the above answer was for ummmmmm .......

[seekeerz]

think you might find she's already your wife bob - bad luck !!!
but still laughing

[mrstrunchbul]

hey everyone if you read the question out with a vicky pollard accent it sounds really good