What's The Latest Annoying Phrase At Work......?

[ToraToraTora]

These days I am regularly asked "Shall we connect?" - What am I, a phone cable?

 

[youngmafbog]

With you on that one Barsel, very annoying.

[MargoTester]

Absolutely Barsel 😀

[douglas9401]

As is so often the case, Atheist, your work falls on stony ground.

I enjoyed it though.

[rockyracoon]

We're comstantly 'kicking the can down the road'. Drives me nuts. Just say you're too lazy or ineffectual to deal with it now.

[campbellking]

'We must build resilience'.....really?

[campbellking]

Or the current management favourite ,  'here's a QR code for a survey', the results of which we will never see and we know all too well management won't take any notice of anything that comes to bear.

[Hazlinny]

It's been around for a long time but "do you know what I mean" said after a statement grates on me😠  Do they think I'm stupid?  Silly question😆 

[237SJ]

The latest is "We put the Customer at the heart of everything we do"  Yeah right..

[retrocop]

The latest nonsence the septics have come up with is 'rapid unscheduled disassembly'. That means our latest space probe rocket has just exploded before completing its mission. They used to call it simply a SNAFU.

[tomus42]

I'm retired.

It's ****ing great. No more annoying phrases for me.