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[Rondy]

A LOT OF PEOPLE do NOT know what is the actual colour of water.

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Well, if you think about it, the answer is very clear.
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Did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine? He's fully recovered now..
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My neighbour just walked past with two dogs. I said to him, "I didn't know you had any dogs?"

He replied, "They're not my dogs, they're my sisters."

I said, "Wow, your sisters are really ugly."
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So: the police stopped this horse box being towed in the direction of Cheltenham Racecourse at well above the speed limit. Turned out that the box was empty.

Driver was questioned about his driving. "What's the hurry, you don't even have any horses in there" .

"I know" , said the driver. "I'm late. Got to be there in 5 minutes. I'm carrying the 'none runners."
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I've been off work all week because my pet cow is sick.

My boss thinks I'm milking it.
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[Patsy33]

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[beso]

Water is actually a pale blue colour.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Color_of_water