Multi-Million/Billionaires Owning Farms
Society & Culture0 min ago
News just in….Three cliff walkers have fallen to their deaths! What are the chances of them all having the same name?
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I was kissing my girlfriend on the sofa the other night and she says to me, "Let's take this upstairs"
I said, "Yeah OK"
"How we gonna do this? You take one end and I'll take the other?"
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When you find a good wife you not only get a best friend and companion, you also receive a
Driving Instructor for LIFE!
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I got an old Elvis record down the market, called ‘Wooden Leg’,
I said to the bloke:
“I thought it was ‘wooden heart?”
He said: “well, yes, but this is a pirate copy”
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I give you words of Ancient Chinese Wisdom. Confucius says crosseyed teachers cannot control their pupils.
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Man discovers his girlfriend is really a ghost.
"I had my suspicions when she walked through the door..."
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