I've a feeling that you might have your tongue firmly in your cheek, Sandy 😊However, Radio 4 has coverage of the local election results from 11pm onwards tonight.
for Police Comminsar, or whatever they call the role, of Devon & Cornwall, that being the extent of our election down here, forget it - my bed has far more attraction!
sadly, Boris was turned away from the polling stations because he'd forgotten to bring photo ID - despite being the PM whose government first made this a requirement.