Just Had The First Piece Of Election Bumf Through The Letterbox.

[sandyRoe]

Did it come too early?  I'll have forgotten the message by the time I go to vote.

[Peter Pedant]

 I'll have forgotten the message by the time I go to vote. You READ election bumf - you are ill man, really ill.

I forget the message before I get to the bottom of the page, sort of like a long post by one of the usual suspects