The Answerbank Party In Government

[davebro3]

Just for fun.

Obviously I would be Prime Minister but which AB members should I have in my cabinet & in which positions?

[Peter Pedant]

Gulliver for foriegn secretary. - - non-res of course

what about Itch as FOREIGN secretary ?

[bednobs]

"PP is already COMMS - the more we can obfuscate & mystify the better."

Plus, apparently he can be unintelligible in 5 different languages

[Hopkirk]

Sorry TTT, Gully has to be leader of the opposition.

[Untitled]

In that case i am happy to be the master's deputy! 

[haras2]

Buenchico is perfect for sorting out AI.

Ministry of IT

[Doof45]

Can I apply to be Minister without portfolio ? I used to have a nice leather one with my Bumper Quiz Book, my Take a Break and a half eaten Greggs sausage roll in it but it got left on the bus.

[sandyRoe]

Ken4155 for the Exchequer.  He'd be told he can have a flutter but nothing more than we can afford to lose.

Naomi24 for the Home Office.  She's demonstrated in her role as a Mod that she can be both firm and fair.

TTT would be her 2ic with special responsibility for stopping the little boats and facilitating easy access to the UK for professionals from what was once known as the 'New Commonwealth '.

Ynna would be given the role of overseeing Scottish Independence.

DTF would have the task of greening the nation.  His job would be to see the rundown of oil production and a massive increase in wind turbines.

Untitled would have defence.  He'd know that braggadocio isn't always the best way when dealing with powerful world leaders.

[rowanwitch]

Yeah, I will do health..... Brace yourself folks....

 

[jourdain2]

Can I be 'Minister for non-techi-artistic people who struggle to be heard', please?

[Ken4155]

I'd much prefer Minister For Sport, Sandy😉

[dustypuss]

Can I be the Downing Street cat.😼

[davebro3]

Ken is the sports minister.

[sandyRoe]

^ Larry has held that position for some time and has his paws 🐾 firmly under the table.

You won't get that position without fur flying.  

[Peter Pedant]

I think Dustypuss wd be purrrrr-fect.... Humphrey has to go at some time. ( the cat survived Shree's onslaught - 1997, "I want it dead" thx to Withnall and I )

Hey - foo lads - I have made up the motto for the Boris J Press Centre - sonet melius latino

sounds better in Latin

[DTCwordfan]

who is taking the role of Minister for Procreation?

Lady J to run the Potteries Economic Development Zone. 

Queen of Mean for Scotland to take over from Queen Nic.

Douglas replacing Alexi Salmon and the rest of the NPers...

TTT to impersonate the MP for the 19th Century, once he has been stretched out on Spanish rack to become 6ft 10" tall.

Oz - Minister for Overseas Dev. except Oz-land but including NZ....

Porkchop for Agriculture and Minister for Jewish and Islamic Affairs.

Lady CG - Minister for Food and What's Cooking Tonight.

Ed for Moderator of Scotland.

Dave and Gness for King Brian and La Reine Lorraine.

Patsy for Head of the BBC.

Naomi for the Archbish of Canterbury - in drag.

Nailed it for Pope.

Abbeylee for Dame Vivienne Westwood in reincarnation.

 

[jourdain2]

Hang on DTC - you've missed-out some of us!  We shall form a splinter-group and sectarian political wars will surely follow!!

Jobs for all!

 

[Maydup]

I'd like to apply for  Minister of Energy and Net Zero.
I have no energy and the last time I looked I had caught precisely zero in my butterfly net. However I do have some bright ideas and won't abuse my power! 

[Peter Pedant]

TTT shd  be minister for Molly Molly Moo

it  is  rhyming slang and no  one knows  what  it  means!

[davebro3]

I'm thinking TTT should be Education Minister so we can blame HIM for everyone's stupidity.