I have a great big massive disgusting dirty painful red horrible spot on my face. I cannot stress how much how big this disgusting dirty thing is. It has swollen my face and it doesnt show any sign of going away. Help how do i send this demon back to the deepest darkest reaches of blackest hell?
I would stay indoors for at least three days and try not to scare any children. If you feel you MUST venture outside then please wear adequate protection (ie paperbag, plastic bag if necessary)