And There's More

[Rondy]

I saw my ex girlfriend on a trampoline.
I think she’s on the rebound.
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My partner thinks I'm insensitive just because when her cat died I went around singing 'You've lost that loving feline'
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I was whistling at my dog to get him to come back when this woman said to me "Have you tried calling him ?"
Silly woman !
What dog has a phone ?
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My Grandad wasn't a churchgoer but he did have religious convictions.
Mainly for stealing lead off the church roof.
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For the second time in a year a girlfriend’s dumped because of my obsession with golf.
It’s becoming par for the course…
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A new study claims that one in three people is unfaithful.
I just need to figure out, is it my wife or my girlfriend?
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[jeffreestar]

Those are some clever and humorous lines!

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