New Found Fame

[Champagne]

I've just found out that I am the love child of Stan Boardman and the small fat one from the Rolly Polys. I always felt like the black sheep of my 'fake' family and now I understand why. I'm also thrilled to discover that I'm related to celebrity royalty. Do you think I could cut a record deal because of who my parents are?

[BobTodd]

Yeah you could probably win Im a Celebrity or Celebrity Big Brother if your quick about it too ;0)

[bumbletum]

I bet your attractive!!!!

[Pippa68]

My real parents are Linda Nolan & Peter Glaze. I am dead proud.

[netibiza]

Well my parents are the "Ain't arf hot here mum" team of actors and Miss World 1920!!! ( I seem to have rather a lot of sunhats!)

[B00]

Notice you kept quite that Jimmy Carson was your uncle though Ham!

[unruliejulie]

lol Pippa, Peter Glaze, now theres a blast from the past CRACKERJACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[China Doll]

I've always thought there was something a bit dodgy about you champers me old mucker! ;0P xx