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Patsy33 | 18:21 Thu 23rd Jan 2025 | Jokes
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My partner is leaving me, because of my obsession with horse racing.

She’s at the gate, and…. She’s off.

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I hope she acts her dress age
21:22 Thu 23rd Jan 2025

Whoa! Steady on.

She won't be gone fur long.

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I thought we had a stable relationship..

Give her free rein to do what she wants. 🐎

All a bit tacky, if you ask me - there's 2 puns for you.

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Oh Ken, you would stirrup this thread!

I hope she acts her dress age

Patsy, i can't help the way i am. I'm saddled with it.

Should have tightened her girth strap or found a new bit.

Did she leave in a hoof?

 

Probably a blinkered relationship.

Many relationships wither and die.

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I thought we could go the distance...

That`s a little tacky

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