Where Could Someone Purchase A Toilet Seat...

[sandyRoe]

...with a portrait of Trump on the underside of the lid?

 

[webbo3]

Hould be in this section https://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Home-and-Garden/Interiors/#gsc.tab=0

or Jokes.

[naomi24]

Perhaps you should go on Dragons Den and pitch your idea.  

[sandyRoe]

Anyone who wants to take it and run with it is more than welcome.

[Hazlinny]

\you might one here?

https://www.amazon.co.uk/trump-toilet/s?k=trump+toilet

[Buenchico]

You might need a big budget (as it's a unique work of art) but the answer to your question, Sandy, appears to be here:
https://www.artsy.net/artwork/charlee-swanson-trump-toilet-seat

[Buenchico]

Is this your aim, Sandy?

https://i.etsystatic.com/56420562/r/il/3a58e7/6542714884/il_1140xN.6542714884_gtni.jpg

[nicebloke1]

Would you like loo roll with that sir?

[sandyRoe]

Loo rolls with Trumps image are readily available.

That work of art doesn't give the price, and if you have to ask you probably can't afford it.

[Peter Pedant]

In view of the pre-dilection  of the Great Man so employ ladies of the night to er pee in this bed

https://www.thecut.com/2018/04/donald-trump-pee-tape.html

All you need is toilet surround, with "Ladies sit here" in both English and Russian

how do these threads survive the group attack of the mods?

 

[sandyRoe]

I think they may be giving me a fools pardon.  Or, alternatively, they might be giving me extra leeway because my posts are both entertaining and educational.

[Peter Pedant]

or they have no idea what they are about

or Miss ( Head Miss, you know HEEEER) has given you a golden trump
 

[douglas9401]

Something to be going on with?

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/282791173589

[Peter Pedant]

You naughty dirtyboy  - how cd you be so disrespectul of the Greatest Man on Earth

and anyway shoulnt it be

Something to  go on ?

You dirtyminded creature

[Peter Pedant]

rascal !

[douglas9401]

I just go with the flow, Peter.

[davebro3]

what a puerile thread - sandy bored again.

[fender62]

a president who wants his country to prosper and do away with all things woke, and remove by force all the illegal criminal migrants especially the rapists murderers drug dealers gangsters, personally if i were potus, id have had them all shot, that way they cannot harm anyone any more, let alone sneal back in and carry on, but i guess all the potus haters have an affinity with these bottom feeding parasites.

[sandyRoe]

@14:06

Why bother reading posts that you consider infantile?

[ynnafymmi]

Didnt there used to be chamber pots at one time with pictures of Hitler,the Kaiser,Queen Victoria,Churchill,Thatcher,Attlee etc on the bottom(no pun intended)at one time.I assume they dont make chamber pots anymore?

[davebro3]

sandy - from your heading I thought it was going to be a plumbing question! But just carry on with your childishness, it suits you.