Bonds Watch

[gramps85]

Bond 007 was sitting at the bar and kept looking at his watch. A pretty young lady sitting near him asked 'are you waiting for someone'.

' No' replies Bond 'Q has given me this new watch which is atomic powered and is linked to my brain so I can see what is happening around me' 

'Thats great' said the young lady 'Give me an example of how it works'

'Well' says Bond 'I can see that you are not wearing any panties'

'Wrong' says the lady 'I am'

'Damn' says Bond 'The bloody thing is running an hour fast'

 

[Patsy33]

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[bookbinder]

A good one!