After 50 Plus Years

[albaqwerty]

Has anyone found out what the knights in white sat in?

[Hazlinny]

Did Patti ever find out how much the doggie in the window was?

[1ozzy]

Or if it was ever for sale?

[Hazlinny]

Did Ol' Blue Eyes ever find out what life was like on Jupiter and Mars?

[1ozzy]

Is Venus and Mars alright tonight?

 

[Quenched]

Why do I need to Pump up the volume, when I have a dial I can turn. 

No place to connect a tyre valve 🤔

[Quenched]

Did Status Quo ever find out what their fans were going to do with those Ol'Rag Blues? 

[MargoTester]

Did Gene Pitney ever get to Tulsa?

[drmorgans]

 

No, he stayed with some floozy he picked up at a diner.

 

[bhg481]

How do you get to San Fernando nowadays, now that the last train has gone? Is there a decent bus service?

[10ClarionSt]

No no, Dr Morgans! That was The Road To Hell, not Driving Home For Christmas. And I always thought it was about the M25. 

[drmorgans]

 

Not the most reliable of sources, but:

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Driving_Home_for_Christmas