can someone tell me the lyrics please

[blahdeblah]

a song called ca plane pour moi by plastique bertrand, its in an advert and i would really like to know the lyrics asap as its driving me mad!

[B00]

Wham
bang
mon chat "Splash" gite sur mon lit a bouffe
Sa langue en buvant trop mon whysky
Quand a moi peu dormi
vide
brime
J'ai du dormir dans la goutiere
Oil j'ai un flash
ouh
ouh
ouh.
En 4 couleurs
allez op
un matin
Une louloute est v'nue chez moi
Poupee de cellophane
cheveux chinois

Sparadrap
une gueule de bois
A bu ma biere dans un grand verre en caoutchouc
(Ouh
ouh
ouh) comme un indien dans son igloo

Ca plane pour moi
ca plane pour moi

Moi
moi
moi
moi
ca plane pour moi
(Ouh
ouh
ouh) ca plane pour moi

Allez hop
la mama
quel panard
quelle vibration
De s'envoyer sur le paillasson
lime
ruine
vide
comble
You are the king of the divan
qu'elle me dit en passant
(Ouh
Ouh
Quh) I'm the king of the di - van

Ca plane p6ur mai
ca glane gour moi
. . .

Allez hop
t'occupes
t'inquietes
touches pas ma planete
It's not today que le ciel me tombera sur la tete
Et que la colle me manquera
(Ouh
Ouh
Ouh) ca plane pour moi

Ca plane pour moi
ca plane pour moi
. . .

Allez hop
ma nana s'est tiree
s'est barree
Enfin c'est marre
a tout casse
l'evier
le bar
Me laissant seul comme un grand connard
(Ouh
Ouh
Ouh) le pied dans le plat

Ca plane pour moi

[Peri]

Now in english BOO

[B00]

Notta chance Peri- lol

[blahdeblah]

thankyou very much, is there really no chance of getting it in enlgish?! lol

[blahdeblah]

its ok i found it in english i think

Wham bang my cat "Splash" lodging on my bed A puffs out Its language by too drinking my whysky When to me little slept vacuum has persecute I have to sleep in the goutiere Oil I have a flash ouh ouh ouh. 4 colors go C$op one morning a darling is v' naked at home Poupee of cellophane Chinese hair Adhesive plaster a hangover A drunk my beer in large rubber glass (Ouh ouh ouh) like an Indian in his igloo Ca planes for me Ca planes for me Me me me me Ca planes for me (Ouh ouh ouh) Ca planes for me Go hop the mama which panard which vibration to be sent on the door mat files ruin empties roof You are the king of the couch that she says to me while passing (Ouh Ouh Quh) I' m the king of the di - van Ca planes p6ur May Ca glane gour me. . . Go hop occupy you inquietes keys not my planet It' S not today that the sky on the tete And that I will fall me will miss the adhesive (Ouh Ouh Ouh) Ca planes for me Ca planes for me Ca planes for me. . . Go hop my chick is tiree is barree Enfin it is enough only has any break-in the evier the bar leaving Me like a large jerk (Ouh Ouh Ouh) the foot in the dish Ca planes for me

[B00]

Not the same in English is it?    LOL

[Peri]

That makes perfect sense to me blahdeblah.  Now Im worried.

[blahdeblah]

LOL peri.

 so true, so true.

[blahdeblah]

this may be incredibly stupid of me but what does ca planes mean? as in ca planes for me? sorry if this is really dumb but its bugging me

[tambotombo]

ca plane isn't french - i thought it may be ca pleins when i heard it - that's "full" or enough, but it's spelt plane.
only theory i have now is he's talking about concorde or something and mixing a kind of franglais - would love to hear if you ever got the answer!

[samuel23]

literal translation - that glides for me, but to make sense it would be better translated as I'm buzzing (as in 'on a high')

[samuel23]

I was never much good at translation, it doesn't always sound right ~ especially if you are doing it literally word for word, but here is an attempt at what I think he was singing - the bits I put in brackets are beyond me!! Maybe some one can help out and offer a more lucid translation.
Wam! Bam! My cat, (splatch G�t ?) on my bed. Swallowed his tongue while drinking my whisky, as for me? Not slept much, emptied (but this might be drained), bullied I had to sleep in the gutter where I had (a flash?) Hou! Hou! Hou! Hou! In four colours Go hop! In the morning (A louloute?) is meeting at my place. Like a Doll of Cellophane with Chinese hair (A sparadrap?) A hangover ~ drank my beer in a big rubber glass Hou! Hou! Hou! Hou! Like an Indian (but this might supposed to be Eskimo) in his igloo I�m buzzing I�m Buzzing I�m Buzzing me me me me me I�m buzzing Hou! Hou! Hou! Hou! I�m buzzing Go hop! (I dunno about this bit - The Which nana panard? ) What vibrations! To send itself on the (Filed?) doormat, ruined, emptied, filled "You are the King of the divan" she said to me in passing Hou! Hou! Hou! Hou! I am the King of the divan, I�m buzzing I�m buzzing I�m buzzing me me me me I�m buzzing Hou! Hou! Hou! Hou! I�m buzzing Go hop! keeps you busy, worries you, don't touch my planet. It�s not today that the sky will fall on my head and that alcohol will (lack?) me Hou! Hou! Hou! Hou! I�m buzzing Go hop! My (nana?) pulled itself, blocked itself at last this is funny (makes me laugh?) all broken, (the sink? ) I�m leaving the bar alone, like a big idiot Hou! Hou! Hou! Hou! (The foot in the dish?) I�m buzzing I�m buzzing I�m buzzing me me me me I�m buzzing Hou! Hou! Hou! Hou I�m buzzing etc etc �kin hell !!! Just what was that bloke smoking when he wrote that? I absolutely am NOT claiming that any of this is factually correct and it could be that it's not 'I'm buzzing' (but it sure looks as if he was!!) as the literal translation of ca plane pour moi is 'that glides for me'.