i work in a supermarket on Saturday and me and my mate who works in reception decided to play a prank on our friend who works at customer services. So basically, we thought lets ask him to phone up a customer and tell them that we don't have an item in stock, pretending that a customer did phone up to see if we had an item in stock. So my mate decided that the item would be a paddling pool. So I gave the number to my friend, which was an escort service and told him to phone this customer up and say we don't have any paddling pools in stock. And he phoned up and asked can i speak to mrs wagner (which was the made up customer) and they were like, who's calling, and he was like this is so and so, u called up asking us if we had any paddling pools in stock (and this was recent so we didn't stock this item as it's winter) and then the lady on the phone was like er.. this is an escort agency lol. It was really funny, i was red with laughter lol.