Presents for Samuel23's party

[Waaii]

Ok.......Now we are all going to be broke! Yes? But we can't be too mean, we all promise to take him at least a can of beer and something costing not more than �1 OK PLUS 1 more gift to put in the communal pile where we all have numbers and when the 'givee's' number is called they give the 'gettee's' number the present - so it could be anybody. What shall we get. I am playing very safe with a random chance lottery ticket (and a promise to share if it wins clause of course) Any ideas fellow cheapskates?

[ummmm1]

I don't think samuel is having a party anymore...

[samuel23]

C'mon ummmm1 what makes you say that? You're invited (did you check the thread?)
Ok ~ If it's going to be at my place do I have to provide gifts for everyone that turns up, or is this a trade off ~ my place gets wrecked for free?
I don't mind what people bring but I definitely DO NOT want bobtheturkey's white tennis shorts or anything that may have fallen out of them, and if anyone gets me a cardy like his I'm gonna be in a huff for the rest of the day. lol
If it's gifts for everyone then I'm gonna go and get a job lot of choccy xmas decorations and hand 'em out at the door. Ooh yeah, and a tin of plasters for W_M's scars, and plenty of mistletoe for .... Ahha that would be telling !!!

[raysparx1]

I will put in 2 yo-yos bought from the "everything a poundorless" shop in Tooting Bec. only problems is they haven't got string on,so I guess we will have to call them "Yos"

[dot.hawkes]

Oh is samuel new? I havn't spotted him before, someone introduce me please :)

[Waaii]

Well samuel (are you 23?) The beauty of my plan is that you get X number of cans of beer and a pressie from each of us BUT you only have to buy one pressie for the lucky-dip -type- thingy -game, and so do we. What are we having to eat by the way ? goldfish? barbecued? Yo dude. Don't be a spoilsport Ummmmmmmmmmmmm(are you 1?)Doh!

[raysparx1]

dot this samuel, samuel this is dot, I will leave you two together while I mingle with the guests.

[Waaii]

Not that Andi DIY bloke on the telly r u Sparkx/ Tootin Bec and all that.
Dot if you go back you will find a pik of Samuel in his 'garden' on the Q's, help you to feel better introduced
If you are a gardener you might pop round he needs some help b4 he does any entertaining.
Boyo- Was it you I saw walking a goldfish along Cardiff High Street yesterday?