things popping out

[bobtheturkey]

how can one avoid things popping out the front when wearing tight white tennis shorts which i like to do?

[domidoodles]

Sellotape ?

[Agent_Smith]

wrap them tight behind your legs and walk like a lady?

weve all done it!!!!!!

[jostar]

Have you got any photos?? lol!!!

[wolf63]

I went on a car treasure hunt years ago and one of the guys in our car had not asked himself this question.

I know I shouldn't have been looking, but he was climbing fences and stuff. His 'bits' were distracting we way too much.

[-Zorro-]

castration

[raysparx1]

bob would yo like mrs sparx to knit you a "Knackersackbag" ? you tuck your crown jewells into the knitted ball bag compartment pull the fluffy string (the G string) the nuts & bolts are then safely encased in a warm sack the string then passes round the leg and fastened with a velcro bow

[whiskeysheri]

Like that's really an image I needed to think about, bob!

(tell me more... ;o))

[helliebobs]

Maybe considering buying a pair that actually accomodate your huge appendage bob?

[raysparx1]

Do you mean his Giblets helli ???

[helliebobs]

I'm trying to find out ray!!! Like to see you in your tight ones though ray ;)

[skylight]

Are you boasting bob?

[adar]

why do you think they have sayings like (new balls) at Wimbledon ? lmao at your question , love em.

hows Mrs Harris by the way lol

[jump79]

Tie a white cardigan around your waist to cover any bumps or flab.

[adar]

bit camp innit caz lol

[Waaii]

Elastic band round the (turkey) neck?

[China Doll]

Personally I'd make a feature of it... perhaps sew some elephant ears to the side?

Or maybe find a plum orchard that would like advertising.

[bookermel]

Surgical knickers? ;o}

[Eve]

Why do you think I bought them for you baby ;) don't spoil me fun!!!