points on my licence

[bobtheturkey]

today when driving home in my 1986 gold cortina L i stopped to pick up some magazines on Bulgarian teapots from the local newsagent, i was feeling quite pleased with myself as i was sporting my new charcoal duffle coat and beige cords when on arriving back at my car i was issued with a points fine on my licence, the reason given was that my vision was obstructed by the wheelibin i had in the back seat ( i decorate wheelibins as employment) i had brought one home with me to finish this evening, also i had brenda sticking out the side window via her ass, but i feel this is harsh and it has ruined a potentially fine evening of painting said bin, relaxing with low calorie bovril and a packet of gari baldis while watching the 1988 season of one man and his dog :(

[dot.hawkes]

How easy is it to get touch up paint for one of those then Roberto? Oh and it is Garibaldi, after the famous general. :))xx

[bobtheturkey]

quit showing your vast intelligence dorothy you are meant to be thick on here :)

[dot.hawkes]

I try Roberto, also, was the indictment on the ticket just for obstructing your vision? what about Tranporting council property without a license? Passenger not wearing a seatbelt? Crimes against fashion? The poor traffic warden must have been on the horns of a dilemma there .

[domidoodles]

How many points did you amass bob ?
As dot points out, there was considerable scope for penalty !

[snagged]

Does Brenda have a nice ass?...

[jennyp]

That seems odd. The below site may be of some help.
http://www.pepipoo.com/

[Waaii]

Hi Bob,
I hope you are not going to be put out of a job but personally I bought one of those lovely plastic covers for mine. (Wheelie-bin) You may have seen them, a collage of ivy leaves or tasteful pink flowers to blend in with your garden (I chose the begonias of course) In case you havn't seen these ask for a copy of that lovely little magazine Presents Extra (so many refined and tasteful things) when you next go for your Bulgarian Teapot Monthly (haven't they become collectable now since that lovely David Dickenson displayed his) I do feel it was harsh to penalise you and the lovely Brenda for what was obviously and oversight on her part, I do hope her arse was not damaged in the ensueing mellee. Enjoy your garibaldi and Bovril. I dunk mine do you? Wasn't Rover a joy to watch, the way he picked up that sheep and deposited it right at the judges feet.... So clever!.

[Pippa68]

It's an absolute disgrace.

You would think that travelling with a wheelie bin & blow up doll was a perfectly fine way to travel.

It's my guess that the powers that be are dead jealouos of your cortina...

And Brenda.

[Pippa68]

*jealous*

Dunno how that happened!

[Waaii]

Bob - long may you gobble, you do make me laugh! Tnx

[Waaii]

Given your undoubted sartorial elegance and knowledge of same Bob, I need your advice.
Do you favour the rubber buttoned liberty bodice, the long john over ,or the string vest and paisley Y front combo for Winter?

[country_boy]

Maybe you can get out of it by telling them Cortinas were superceded by Sierras around 1983 so in theory your car doesn't exist;-)

[Waaii]

If you have to do the same again, I suggest you pop on to the Cortina L a set of caravan extension mirrors to aid your view, with all your paints you could spray thenm gold to match the paintwork. Could look stylish!
When is the court case or are you biting the bullett and paying the fine? Is Brenda OK?