labour pains

[Immi666]

is it true that being in labour is like having an umbrella opened up ur bottom?

[spurslady]

I just wish one man could experience the whole pregnancy thing from start to finish, It would be interesting to see what they make of it. lol

[ganesh]

Well I tried paracetomol (aspirin makes my tummy hurt) but for some reason it still hurt!!

[ganesh]

Sorry -that was in response to Ratter!

[ganesh]

spurslady-men would be screaming for an epidural after the first contraction!!!!

[havinmysay]

well my baby was twisted inside me and the midwife told me to stop pushing as i had to wait 20 mins for a doctor and baby was getting stressed but as all u mums will no when u gotta push u gotta push that felt like i was gettin my insides sucked out by a dyson

[ummmm]

I'm quite impressed with my spelling considering I was drunk!

[RATTER15]

I wouldn't have an epidural, they stick a needle in you!!!

[Immi666]

ratter, if u couldnt cope with a needle, u probably couldnt cope with breastfeeding, let alone childbirth

[daisy48]

ELVIS is so funny:-))))

[RATTER15]

Immi666 are you casting aspersions as to my masculinity? LOL

[Immi666]

yep :-) <nods happily>

[RATTER15]

Im deeply hurt!! :-(

[Immi666]

awww Ratter. i'm sorry <big hug>

[spurslady]

I had the epidural with the 1st one I had to have forceps the reason why the labour was so long was he was facing the wrong way so was stuck, and they hadnt noticed!!

I must admit I hate needlesof any size I usually faint having a blood test (the wimp in me) but by that time I really couldnt give a s@it what they did to me I just wanted it over.