Am I allowed to know..

[Pippa68]

What's been going on this lunchtime? I fear this may be banned, but it is a serious Q.

I was looking through all the posts and they were disappearing before my eyes. I got so giddy & confused I ended up eating 10 mars bar 'Celebrations' choccies without even knowing it.

[raysparx1]

Hello darling pip,

You are confused, how do you think it affects a thickie like me then ? xx

[ummmm]

Nothing Pippa in. Wardy came back and got zapped in ten minutes

[Pippa68]

Righto..so I can blame Wardy for my choccie overdose?

[China Doll]

That has got to be some sort of record?!

[raysparx1]

oh China get over here now, I need your body xxx

[Pippa68]

*gives ray a slap and shouts ''don't be dirty''*

Oh China, I am sure there are some out there who have eaten far more choccies in such a short space of time..not sure about not realising it, though ;o)

[raysparx1]

that hurt pip, you got a good slap, I was just moving the furniture and wanted China to help me, you got a dirty mind, mind you,it is the bed xxx

[pie+mash]

Oh sorry China, thought you meant Wardy being zapped, was some kind of record.....

[Pea Pod]

Did Bob the Turkey have 46 answers in AB suggestions. There are now 38, I feel as though I`m cracking up now.

[Champagne]

It's worse than Eastenders in 'ere!

So far today Joko has been converted to Catholicism by Theland and has vowed to never leave the Religion section of AB again, Dotty has booked herself in for foot reduction surgery, and Elvis is filing for divorce after finding out that his wife, Shaznay's, 16th kid isn't actually his. Oh, and it transpires that Sparky Ray is actually a mafia boss.

*PHEW*

[China Doll]

<Wanders back in, reads comments, looks remarkably suprised>

Sparky - I know you must have honestly wanted help moving something as I only ever describe myself as an obese gorilla on here Nothing rude in your comment at all xx

Pippa - Well the chocs were quite high too but it was comment at banning. I can put a whole cream cracker in my mouth if we're talking records...

Champers - It is not like eastenders until someone says ' coz ees ma bruvva'

[raysparx1]

China you sound like my kind of girl,can I try my best chat up line on you please ?

Here goes, Hello China,so nice to meet you, wanna shag ? do you think it is ok ? I don't want to appear to be to shy, or do I need to be a bit more assertive ? xx

[China Doll]

Nothing wrong with that Sparky. Now do you want my best 'raised eyebrow,' 'b1tch slap' or 'floor you with one sentence comment' ? ;0)

[raysparx1]

China I just had a slap from pippa, I better shut up you lot are scary, slap me later xx