anyone want to be my superhero sidekick??

[pianoman81]

greetings friends, i am a superhero....
ive got the costume and some cool gadgets, i have begun an operation to clean up the streets and ive been kicking some ass,

for those of you who want to know about my previous experience , i have recently defeated a giant snake on edgeware rd and on friday night i saved a bus full of passengers hanging off a bridge in bristol

but the constant work is getting tiring and its hard performing my day job so i need a sidekick -

mainly to make great 1 liners and perform light admin work - like robin out of the original batman tv show - but less gay..........................

[mr wint]

:) genius.

[dot.hawkes]

Robin was gay? Oooo

[WaldoMcFroog]

Given that you're Pianonan81, I have to wonder whether being given the role of "Pianoman" isn't something of a cursed chalice...

What happened to the first 80 Pianomans? Did they get detuned?

[pianoman81]

waldomcfroog- yes they were detuned, u want to be my sidekick or what man?

[WaldoMcFroog]

I don't think I have the figure for tights really. Sorry.

[unruliejulie]

pianoman, are girls allowed or is it strictly boys only! I've never applied for a position like this before so don't know the rules! and unlike waldo, i DO look good in tights so long as they have a nice pair of stilettos with them! !

[marley2000]

i have experience in admin and pa work and as well 34 f breasts. and im not gay. i am quite sarcastic so one liners come easily. x do i at least get an interview?

[Booldawg]

are you that tw@t from 'My Hero' ? That show sucks.

[country_boy]

Pianoman and Country Boy has a certain ring to it don't you think?
Now what cool gadgets have you got? Do I get a costume?

[marley2000]

if you made me your sidekick i'd let you call me whatever you want..

[pianoman81]

unruliejulie, yes girls are definitly allowed, something to keep the male fans. ha ha ha, you would have to enclose a pic with your application so i can see if you are agile enough.
there is a lot of physical work for all applicants involved so you need to be in shape!!! running after purse snatchers, things like that, as for gadgets, itd depend on applicants strengths and what you all feel you can bring to fight crime and clean up the country.
uniform will be supplied. deadline is 15th december in time for the christmas criminal wave

[pianoman81]

so keep em coming so i can narrow it down

[marley2000]

i'll be at your beck and call 24/7 with or without clothes.