What are the words of the song about Ancient Britons and woad (to the tune of Men of Harlech?
"Romans came across the Channel All dressed up in tin and flannel. Half a pint of woad per man'll Fit us more than these. Go ti, Ancient Bs!" ....... etc. Thanks! It's driving me mad!
Now that takes me back to the Scouts
Whats the use of wearing braces
vests and pants and boots with laces
spats or hats you buy in places
down on brompton road
Whats the use of shirts of cotton
studs that always get forgotten
these affairs are simply rotten
better far is woad
Woad's the stuff to show them
woad to scare your foemen
boil it to, a brill-iant hue
and rub it on your back and your ab-do-men
Ancient briton never hit on
anything as good as woad to fit on
neck or knees or where you sit on
tailors you be blowed
Romans came across the channel
all dressed up in tin and flannel
half a pint of woad per man'll
dress us more than these
Saxons you can waste your stitches
building beds for bugs in britches
we have woad to clothe us which is
not a nest for fleas
Romans keep your armor
saxons your pyjama
hairy coats were meant for goats
gorillas, yaks, retriever dogs and llama
Tramp up snowdon with your woad on
never mind if we get rained or snowed on
never want a button sewed on
go it ancient B's
That must rate as one of the quickest and most complete answers ever. Thank you, pinus. I don't think I could have typed it that quickly, let alone anything else.
Thank you too, Kit. It was just one of those infuriating things that keep niggling away at the mind and simply will NOT go away. "Battle Hymn of the Ancient Britons", eh? Well, they were Celts, so Men of Harlech is an apt tune.