Very interesting question, loaded with cans of worms. I'll approach if from a different angle and just say I would have no problems meeting a Mormon or Jehovah's Witness in a dark alleyway - much as they are despised by AB.
No food answers so far. Indeed I doubt you'll get anymore, such is the moral rectitude on here. Anyways, I send you my best wishes and glad you got your problem sorted wink wink xx