Christmas Gifts

[shomer42]

My girlfriend has bought me a present and I need to guess what it is before Christmas. It arrived in a parcel that looked like a three foot high UFO/saucer. It is made of fabric I think and it is ribbed. Can anyone Please!!! tell me what this could be???

[MrBen5]

No, why spoil xmas by finding out what it is. I hope its summat crap now and its not what you think...

[shomer42]

No you dont understand, if I can find out what it is now I won't have to look disappointed on Christmas day, I can look happy.

[Carby]

Just look happy anyway. If it's ribbed she's probably got you a large ribbed condom.

[shomer42]

A condom? It's three foot wide.....what do you take me for?

[JackDanielsU]

How old are you?

You dont want to look disappointed?

You dont think you can even conjure up a "Wow that looks great babe" even if it turns out to be something you dislike

Have faith in your gf and wait until Xmas day,

Do you reckon shes feeling the same way about whatever youve got her?

[shomer42]

Jack D - I haven't bought her anything. Do you know what it is or not?

[MORELLO]

If you haven't got her anything, you better practice looking damned happy whatever it is!

How can it be three foot high if it's a saucer shape..?

[what..the?]

Yes I can confirm it is that big and saucer shaped as I am shomer42's girlfriend and that is all I 'm disclosing.

P.s Nobody help him find out what it is. He had promised to leave it alone and one night he broke into the room in which I was hiding it and examined it!

He still doesn't know what it is even though it is not wrapped, he claims it was dark and he thought he would get caught looking so he cut it 'sneek peek' short????lol lol lol

It is driving him mad..... it's great ..ha..ha!

[shomer42]

What...the, who rattled your cage? You sound like a right weirdo, however do you know what it is? Please??

[B00]

I've got to say you sound really bloody ungrateful! She's bought you a present for goodness sake. Regardless of what the item actually is you should be pleased that she got you something in the 1st place!!!

Anyhows...I highly doubt that's what you wanted to hear....so......thought about actually opening it then re-wrapping it again?

[shomer42]

Thanks Boo, will do.