Lorraine Kelly

[curlyperm]

Is it unfair of me to say that i cant STAND Lorraine Kelly?? I would NEVER get tired of slapping the woman, she is sooooo false and gushing about everyone and every bloody thing that comes on her show, everything is 'Great' Fantastic' Brilliant' and 'Were liking that!!' how the F$$$ does she know what WERE liking cos she's got no Bl***ing taste whatsoever, every morning when shes on she drives me MAD!! Please dont say 'just turn it over' 'cos i need to see if ive won the �20,000, and the winner is announced on her show!!
Now....................Kate Garraway!!!!
Sorry ( been away from A/B for a while but now im back with another alias ) xx

[chaotica]

Could have put it better myself! I would be happy to see her in a tv programme alongside other annoying celebs called I'm a celebrity on a sinking ship with no lifebelts and no liferafts in the middle of the Atlantic..how do i get out of here??..Any suggestions for others to keep her company?

[curlyperm]

chaotica did you mean you COULD have put it better or couldnt?? anyway no matter.....well........where to start eh? my ship would be sinking with annoying 'tv people' (i refuse to call them 'clebrities'
(aforementioned) Kate-did-i-mention-my-daughter-Darcy Garraway, Kate thornton, Richard Arnold, Jeremy Kyle (!!) Keith 'Way-Hay' Chegwin, Tony Blackburn, Jenni (cover yourself up please) Falconer oh i could be here all night, Anyway i'm off to watch the 'Carol Vorderman Show'..... Sorry i mean Countdown!!!! xx

[~ vortex ~]

Others you could put on that ship

Cilla Black
Jade Goody
Gloria Huniford
Anthea Turner
Fiona Philips
Pete Whatsisname (Big Brother Winner)
Bonnie Langford
Westlife
Michael Barrymore
Ruby Wax
Paul Daniels
Chris Evans
Paris Hilton
Victoria Beckham

[curlyperm]

...................And counting!! another ship required methinks xx

[Athley]

Peter Stringfellow
David Beckham
Kate Thornton
Eamon Holmes
All of the Nolan sisters especially the one on Loose Women
All the women on Loose Women - gobby lot!
Jeremy Clarkson
Effing Gordon Ramsay - wots the point in getting so a*sy about food - it all comes out the same end eventually.
Beyonce.

[teash]

The best thing about LK is that Avid Merrion got to take the pi$$ out of her. GOD I DESPISE THAT WOMAN

[chaotica]

I meant i couldnt put it better myself! Oh !did I mention the ship was Titanic? So plenty of room on board!! A special cabin is reserved for Carol Vorderman

[chaotica]

And Derek Acorah..Daniel Odonnell..Jade....That annoying man on tv who always asks have I had an accident..The posh git who says ask admiral...That ridiculous couple trying to sort out a loan and try to make �25,000 sound like a couple of quid..i would so love to bust his ball!! Oh and the man with a postage stamp size lawn who gets a loan which would cost an arm and a leg to pay back and it shows him riding a tractor for a grass cutter,a brand new car and a conservatory and a family that look like they could just die of happiness! phew!

[Pippa68]

I love those loan ads.

When he asks for 25 grand and the small print reads that he will be paying about 45 grand back I have to chuckle, and imagine him bankrupt in a few years :o)

I don't watch morning TV. I can't stand any of the presenters anyway. And any other person I detest just gets switched off. I refuse to give them my viewing to add to their poxy figures!

[curlyperm]

the Titanic you say???..............................Ah well THATS a different thing altogether, i will dedicate one half of it ESPECIALLY just for all the people who do the 'Picture Loans' advert, and the stupid b***h with the camcorder can film them all being shipped off to a faraway land!!
Thanks to everyone, really enjoyed reading who everyone hates, and Teash? thanks, i no longer feel guilty about my intense feelings of HATRED for LK x mwa

[tradey]

she really really gets on my nerves,shes smiling all the bloody time happy all the time no one can be like that all the time surely.all i like about her is the hair

[anotheoldgit]

Top of my list would be ANT & Dec,
followed by Paul O Grady, once liked him but he now irritates me by saying he's read everyone's book who comes on his show, ' what a great read it is'. listened to every one's latest album, ' you must go out and buy this one '. Seen the latest show his celebrity is appearing in, 'get your bums on the few remaining seats that are left, it's a cracking show'. And where does he get those kids from? Why does he give two cards out for his organ spot, when he always only has time for one contestant to take part?
And finally has anyone else had enough of that M & S party advert?

[curlyperm]

I read in the paper last week that a woman collegue at GMTV was sacked, cos she wrote a text on her phone which read 'I HATE LK' but................... she sent it to LK INSTEAD OF HER HUSBAND!!!! and the person who wrote the article said, you should have said 'I actually meant LENNY KRAVITZ!!!' then you might have been spared your job !!!!!! lol

[maggie01]

Good job we all have different tastes.
Ant and Deck make me laugh
Westlife I enjoy their music
Loose Women. Some of them I like. Probably agree with most of the others mentioned.

[curlyperm]

anotheoldgit...... M&S is that the one with Shirley Bassey singing 'Get the Party Started'?? God yeah had enough of that one! Not keen on Paul O'Grady either, used to watch it just to see Buster but now cant even be bothered. He seems to always be snarling and sneering at everyone, and why oh why does he stick his stupid tongue out whilst 'pretending' to play that goddamn organ?

[trakcab]

Any over the top ''camp'' so called comedians, nothing to do with their sexuality just find it irritating and very out dated

[chaotica]

Paul O grady is now so mumsy entertainment its hard to believe he was once quite funny when he was Lily..And if i got as many free books and cds as he obviously gets I would have a nice little ebay sidline! When he had Barry Manilow on he was almost licking Barrys face! And if Barry wasnt sat down who knows what he would have almost licked! Oh I wish he would drop the dogs!Reminds me of one joke wonder Bernie Winters who made a living out of his dog!