Silly story to cheer you all up-unless you love rabbits

[parkesquay]

A dear little girl, about 7 years old and with a lispy voice went into a pet shop and asked said to the owner "I want thome wabbits".
He knelt down to her level and asked her "What kind of wabbits would you like". "Ones with long ears; fluffy ones with pink ears or maybe wabbits with big fluffy tails"?
She said," I don't thuppose my 10 foot python gives a s***".

[freak_unique]

Hahaha this whole post and comments had me in stitches!!! :D especially whiffey!!!

[Theland]

I think it's an abbreviation of "Whiffington" as Lord & Lady Whiffington