I walked into a chip shop.......

[chimney]

and said to the bloke behind the counter,

"Have you got a large Plaice?"

So he replied,

"No, it's a small flat upstairs"

[teash]

I thought it were funny :)

[Thunderbird+]

Corker!

I walked into a KFC and asked the guy behind the counter-

Have you got chicken legs ?

No he said, it's just the way I walk.

[teash]

Tee hee

I walked into the pet shop and asked the bloke behind the counter "do you have pigs ears"
He give us a slap and said he was born with em

I fank you